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jeanHackman / popeKoo :  Thanks for seeing me, Professor, at such short notice ..
Prof tiny klonesme : !That's fine     Sikment (Loyne) said you'd found yourself in rather a   ..   .. sticky situation  . ..  !
jH/pK :  Oh ! So  Sik said it was sticky,  did he ?!
Prof :  Well,  in a manner of speaking K ...  H  ..     He is your psychological adviser  after all
jH/pK :  That's !funny     I thought he was a newspaper magnet to be honest . ..
Prof :   Well I'm sure he's attractive to us in all sorts of ways  ..   The point is this:   You continue to claim that
              you're unable to speak ..   well  ( Pigeon) English at least  ..    or can only do so 
             through-the-vehikle-o.k.a-Jeanhackman ..  ( Hi ! Jean )       BUTt   you've been talking to us for 15 months or so   .       
             and  .. . . 
pK/jH :  You forget, Tiny  .. they were thoughts      only thoughts  
Prof :   But you're talking to me now ..   ? Or is that Jean
                they all smile       nod                                          jean  exits
pK (jH) :   Hmm!
Prof :  Look !   you're a magikal-mystikal-kreature,, Koo  -   TheHighKoo, . the nextnew pope for christssake .. 
          hisHoohoo ...  breaks off
pK (jH) :  interrupting    Yes  !yes   Prof      I get the drift 
Prof :  The point is  K,   you're descended from a long line of  majikal-mistikal birds, ?no 
             Doesn't  the BibbiB  indeed   talk of   Joseph-&-his-Coot-of-MannyKolors  ..    y'know  Manny Kolors  . ..
             jewish skintrader,  founder of   eBird ..      sold  joseph a coot ..   well wot ! a white elephant that turned out2b ..!
pK :    !Yes   yes .. a coot ..  which could be me    give or take a letter (or so) !!   Yes   yes   . .  but  still a letter!, I mean ..
Prof :   quickly   Well  you'll remember the story of  paul  of course ..  one more or less letter to the Ephesians,
             moreorless,  and we  would all have so much more clarity now.    Tho' of course   a letter less a letter more 
             no matter; Letterman  would still base a show on us all   grousin' on about  how the Ephesians have turned       
             to pheasants ..  .  and  Consignia would have collared the postal service far sooner  than they ever did
             and we now would all be so much less shackled by the ramifications of privatisation that 
             Madam-milk-the-milk-snatcher ( ?god rest Her sole !) and politicalpolarisation would have been as far 
             out of the arc  as a polar bear, bison and cow havin' a threesome in a kiddies' playpark      
             just  for the crack of  experiencing  bi-polar mooed swings    ..         .  .    ..... .   paws
         Oh!  jean    .   I see you're back   ?/!
Jh (pK) :   I never went away really, prof  ..          .            .               I never went away         .


       and  so  as  the  conversation ambleandramble2a damnable    
                                          konklusion/kontusion/konfusion 
  we  _ the onlookers _ were left musin on  how  pK  might have got to this point so far
      and how He  might well proceed  from here-on-in ;
             sure in the knowledge that K know all about  the  Power of 17
and that  The High Koo's  relationship with  the haiku  goes as re(a)d  . 

                            
                                                     sacha  baron  thatcher       x