we send our sincerest condolences  to    JLS
            the  Konjoined-Quads  Boyband
                 after  their   messy                                          split

                                           Milo/Moli Tenensky /  theKammerleg







.. in witch  we show little surprise at the lack of collective responsibility and
         proper consistency  displayed by the FA 
                                                              the same body who consistently 
turn a blind-eye  to  the Fergusongod                         and who were responsible
   for  hiring  Ted Croaker
                                                               
                        Pastor Henry Frog                                IN MY SKELETON








                                      the story (so far) of        ( !Lol )  KikiK    (loL !),   floored genius

it has come to our attention that a certain Dago footballer (as above)  more sooted to Dayglow parties
than football parks, has added to his list of crimes&misdemeanors by bitin' a Chelski-star  . . .
sooting an already sullied, footy reputation . .
it has also come to our notice that some people are crying in their beards over KikiK's 'heavy' punishment,
contrasting this to the case of another chelskiSuperstar, a certain  Mr johnTerry . ...
well, !let us say this  in no certain terms :

(1)  the curtain's up, the curtain's drawn  on KikiK ; the latest skulldingo  is surely a  bridge2far  !?

(2)  mrjohnTerry had no choice BUT to be a racist!!   The evidence is clear, and we have Kolin Fry to thank for   
     this.. As you'll know, Kolin is a lifelong Chelski fan  -  ! he has spent a lot of energy contacting The Dead, 
     to see if they might be prepared 2come2StamfordBridge (not ! waynebridge ) and give this place a bit of  
     atmosphere  ( LOL)  -  and thought he could  help out in the JT  'affair '   . . ..
     Well, to this effect, K contacted an old, spiritualist mate, a middlin' medium from Estonia, 
     Sidekik Sally Spektrovik,   who exactly 10 years ago to this day (almost!), contacted  the 
     ghost-of-footballer/manager  Barry Fry ( related/not related to KF  ..and not officially deceased, 
     but declared  'dead'  when taking  the Director of Football job at Peterborough United )
     Anyhoo   to cut a long story shorts, the Fry-ghost was able to provide Spektrovik with  premonitory
     interrogative,  in Estonian   as it happen        and electronically kommunicated :
                       Tere ,  kas  sa  kuuled  mind   ?              ( estonian)
                  Terry,  have you lost your fukkin mind?       (english )
    
    indood,  this is to be  the first known newfangled-communique  sent  - april 2003  - via  Skype, 
    the brainchild of an AustralianBushKangaroo,  which carry some ironik  in that it refer to  . . 
     . .  the future  skype/captainFantazmagorikal  of  Chelski FC   
                                                             ( Chelski FC, a Full history : From chopperHarris 2 Rolfharris  )
                                                                                                               (Wiggins-Minogue)

   And it  premonites   of course    JT's  racial abuse of Ferdinand Magellan  ten years hence  ( or so )
   which, as stated, was out of john's control,  being written-in-the-stars  'n all  . . .
   and  for which   -  which is important  here -    He received proper and just punishment        (of course!)



 -  k 26   -                                              KOMEN YELTSIN-ABRAMOVICH ;     NINE MOLESTKY
                          InMySkeleton