Friday 12 April 2013


                                              SPOT  THE  LOFTIE                    ( !   reprise  )

   as we all still reel from the confounding events on that fateful day in the houseOfcommons,
  what happened deserve some explanation
   it was  indeed  a  choc and awe   moment   in the best tradition  of theDeerdepartedLeeder ;
   maybe not up there with the decimation of the workingclass, the escalation of homophobia,
   the annihilation of The Belgrano,    the repatriation of Rupertmurdoch ( ! LOL )  
   butt a  choc and awe  moment nonetheless . 
      the 'choc' bit of this refer    of course    to the chocolate being shipped around, shared, 
      secreted by the house members, on different sides, in various supplies - some of which     
      finds itself  (curiously) at the lavatories -   and consumed in celebration  or     
     commiseration    or both
     at first sound  the 'awe'  bit  could be  an  'or' (bit) ,  as in   choc and / or   . .. .    ?   ?    .   .
     but(t) that suggest promise incomplete, delights unreplete,  which is wholly out of character
     for the HofC
     at first sight  the 'awe' bit  might appear somewhat complex,  out of our orbit  even ,
     in that it refers to the orbit of birds . .  pigeons tis, eyes-a-bulgin',  sweeping into the surprised 
     chamber to swoop down on the prize that await them, their   choccieheaven  
    (for all the chocolate go-a-flyin'  when the  UB40 farrago  kicked off! )

   Now for pigeons to flock into the h Of c like this - 'winged rats'  tho' they may be - is not usual.
   But to come in such numbers, with such potential aggression  .  .  ..  it's like alfredHitchcock's
  infamous film about  theSpiceGirls  .  ..   
  and for these birds to smell out the chocolate like that,  to fly into the Chamber at such a rate . .
  well that hasn't been seen since  . ..   .( Anne Widdy-comb ).. haired in on the new, 
                             highspeed train from  Brighton  .  .  .. .. 
                                from  Anne : A life of Pie : I know why the fat bird whinge 
                                                                                                   -  birds-on-the-w(h)ing(e)   pub.
                                                                                                                                          (anneWiddycomb / KomenYeltsin )
                                   
   
                                                                                                               K12                                                

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