papal  !   juggernaut
                                       K27       (STO)

now i should explain   in the first instance  that what they requested  was not a 'papal juggernaut'
as such,  but more a 'papal carrier',  and thats not a carrier as in 'pigeon', but  more a carrier as in 'large(r) car'   
if you get me drift .  ..   and when  i refer to 'papal juggernaut'  i'm usin' that in a  metaforikal  sense  (of course!)  
and not literally .. in that it create the idea of something having an irresistible drive  or irreversible-thrust
or some such
so, to get back to it,   what i definitely heard was  a request for a  'papal'  carrier   butt what i didn't twig 
at the time  actually  was that  because the request was being delivered in a rather peculiar  accent  
(to say the least)  that smacked of  'Brummie'  or  'BlackCountry'  or somesuch  .   that what was really
being requested was a 'people' carrier    of course  .
nor was i likely to twig  that  those Brummie or BlackCountry somesuches  don't actually have any kinda
metaforikal sense at all,  not really,  because everything - and i mean ! everything  - is literal   to them    !
so  to cut a long story short  as such   what we ended up sending out to  those clients was   naturally / literally
a    papal juggernaut    .    ..   .     ?!    hows that for irony

now i'm not going to say WHAT pope ended up being ferried around in that juggernaut  on  His popelike tour
of TheMidlands  and some suche ;  thats  not my job to ruffle any more feathers in the hornet's nest -  i leave
that to them journalists 
but what i can say  truly  is that when  that   papaljuggernaut  rolled in  to  the depot, 
it was literally covered     in bird shit    .

Y  TEKNNO-MILES,    Ed.
? What Juggernaut    -    A sub-division of  TheEddieStobartDvivision


Y.Teknno-Miles  was talking to  Sikment Loyne  of   !HOLY SKANK