Spot! the loftie                                
                     (reprise 2 )                                                                                                   K13
                                   " Parliament swamped by a raft of loft pigeons "

  . . .   well  thekammerleg was stammerin' and yammerin'     ..  there was general turbulence
   and unrest  . ..   and it took the k/gnarled-wisdom  of (theRt.hon)  pontius Of pilates 
2kreate  some  sense of disorder  out  of   Chaos :
            ! Oy      House  !!       ((s)he barked)            Spot!  the   Loftie  !        !   . .       .....                .




      '   in which Heffer is mistooken for Hefner                        an oldCow is treated with reverence
                                  and     a-lorra-lorra-bull   pass   4     Intelligence  '    

    A Pigeon's-Tail 

   So we all swept into the House - and to be perfectly frank I can't be sure to this day whether that was thro' an open door   window    grate   portal   or   member's mouth  - but sweep! into theHouse we did, ?right,  
this raft of  ' winged rats' ,  lofties   circling around the high ceiling of the chamber, ready to swoop down 
on what we could smell .. !not a rat for sure  ( lol )  .  .  but that sweetstickysmell   of      chocolate
. .So we came to hoversettle at the side,for a second or two, where we  laterally  had a  first-class-Bird'sEyeView  
of proceedings  . . not  a birdsHIGHview  of course ; The High Koo  was otherwise engaged  
( that is,  not wishing  to attend a memorial to  the  'DDL'  ...  .  .    on  so  many  grounds)
And in that second (or 2 ) there is a sequence of events which tumble into each other: A raft of crafty loft pigeons
all a-cooin' ;  a Voice  heard from the squashed side ; a retort from the toilets;  'musical'  repartee from 
the less-than-squashed side ; general melee /chocolate go a-flyin'/ pigeon-more-a-cooin'  . ..    etcetcetaletalblahdeblah
 the Voice of course be that of Pontius-of-pilates  -  Her/His booming  SpotTheLoftie !   raise the roof , enlivening those loafers to reach for their spot guns and aim2fire  willynilly-cooabilly  into the pigeon pack.
However, due to the  very-old-piping-in-dire-need-of-updating, the Voice is heard in the toilets by those in hiding.    
Tho'  that hearing be not-so-spot-on   as   ! loftie   is interpreted as  leftie!      
                  sending a retort back into the Chamber  via the  very-old-piping-in-dire-need-of-replacing 
                                                   Spot the Leftie  ?  !  . . After the scrapping of   Claws 4  !  ? .. .  
                                                                                                                             You'll be bleedin' lucky   !!
Well us loftPigeons were anything but lifted by this     !2b perfectly Frank
           . ..     Claws!?ScrapedClaws?!?Scraped-bleedin(g)Claws!??!   . .. and  FOUR!!!! of them         ?
well   i'm   sure even if youve never seen  panikstrickenpigeons  you can still picture the seen   .  . ... 
!Hmm . .     our eyes don't know whether to settle on our feet    or  on the loafers' Spotguns    butt luckily for them
   for us     One of our  number  starts up a spontaneous / communal ! chant :
                                            THE PIGEONS     UNITED    WILL NEVER   BE  DE-FEETED          !
   at just exactly the same moment that the cry goes out from the not-so-packed-sideOfThe house :
                                                 ...............            .              .        .                                                      Madam(e)  !  Medusa
   at  which point we are ?tweeted? to the  BestofUB40! ;  the rest    they say    is  Hysteria                      !
                
                                                  but  the  chocolate  . .        Hmm!            the  CHOCOLATE    . ...             oh ! BOY



           TRAD/ANON