At  koo-side @ the seaside  :  Voicing aPigeons thoughts  :  Literal highlights of a littoral   literary  life :
    
                                                        SMOKEY LINNET  present :       
                      
                  PIGEON                                (fragment s )
                                                -   She appear to be guilty of   ..               FATRICIDE
     ( well  fatricide   is when  one  fat  pigeon kill  another  fat  pigeon  ) 
                   -   Officially it will go down as HOMINGCIDE!
     -   yeah  .  .  ' death by Homingpigeon '    of course    !       but why?
                                                -    Your bird was a known informer ;  she led them all into a trap       
(well)  i had visions of my stoolpigeon  shoppin' allof'a friends,  information trippin' off her
tongue  like  water  off a dove's back
           -    so thats why they  called  her   Nark   !?
                           -    !Not exactly   exclaim  Stone!MyNikel     Nark  was also  short 4 narkotics 
 .   .  (and)  ... that night the talk is of    pigeons   and a tail of   mass  cooeycide
well   i anaesthetise  myself with alcohol    and  i cry myself to sleep  .    yeah  .   no shame there                                                                                                                                      
                                                SMOKEY       








            His Hoohooliness  the High Koo           speek ( out)               2  You
                                                                           through the vehicle  a.k.a   jeanhackman          
                       and advise that we be concerned less about   liberationTheology
                                                       but(t)  more  about   
                                                                                                     The Power  of 17 

You know a lot has been said to date about the curiosity of April 1st  launching my papal year 
                      (* see Smokey Linnet :  The Fool on the Bill : From Smokescreen  to  KoilKleen   with  BennyTheDip)
Well ! that's as maybe  
When we understood that  popeBenedikt was set to retire  we all breathed a collecto-massive
sigh of relief  in truth;  which, in some way, we breathed on his behalf,  as (if) he had little more breath 
to give   .    .    ..
Well, if you look at  Wiki,  you'll realise  pB  has been in post since time immoral , that is since that era
of  TheRedpriestantonioVivaldi's  composition   of 
       . ..  (His)  one&only major piece      to be done  - !to death -  1723 tymes
                                                                                                 ( Vivaldi  !!  Schmaldi   -   ken livingstone / ye silent monk      ed. )
To put it bluntly,  popeB was already getting on a bit when he oversaw Tony  doing   
                                  The Four Susans  (see b4.)  
 300 years on, and age hasn't done him any favours   let's say ;  indeed it hasn't done us any favours either
in so much as we cannot escape B's incessant re-telling of the   susanGiro'unrequitedlovescenario   .       .   
nor can we avoid hearing about  that-VERY-old-pope's  unfortunate tendency  
- especially in the  RatSinner  days  -  to knock about with  2many men with an odd no. of testicles 
   betwIXt  them    and /or   . ..  ..    ( with)  testakles  bigger than their (kolektive ) branes  ..        .  !
                                              ( When Fascism become a habit   you might wanna change the Dresscode  !?) 
                                                                                          -  Yesilentmonk / gokWan           ed/ed 

Thus,  at the point of PB's retirement   (it might be said)    thePapalkonklave  finds itself at a Crossroads .    .
which has nought to do with whether Miss Diane was knocked up by Benny @ the-crossroads-motel   
but   more    about    whither  theCatholikchurch  post-benedikt   .  .. 
Well,  liberation theology   be up for grabs  for sure.     However  it's always struck Me  that   DLT  -
 !Damned Lib.Theo.  -     might just be like a Radio 1 DJ    and   really  not all it's cracked up to  be.
Seems to me that this  (D)LT  is  a bit like   flyin' with ya wings clipped    or with a lead wait! strapped 
to  ya undercarriage      or tryin'  to fly when  ya've  got   AvianFlu         !
For Liberationtheology  can be seen  indeed  as a  contradiction in  therms   .   .      
 . ..  that is to say  (adopting here mock-Irish accent )    a  contradiction in  terms

At some point in this story -  !& noone is absolutely sure when it happen -   conversations were had 
in clustered cloisters, smokey chambers  re   the Power of 17 , 
 and the inevitability of  theIneffableKoo  becoming   hh(h)HtHk ,  the nextnew Pope
   It may or may not be the case  ( and who's to say ?really)  that  thepapalKonklave  consist of 
   17 good men and true,  butt  koo  is  now indubitably  HighKoo    and  
                                                                                                                                     thePower of 17    be so .    


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                      j h / pK