in witch   in the  era  of  akademy-skools     we learn that  Ofsted  is  shutting up (shop )
2b replaced by a holy new inspektorant agency :  o.k.a.   OFFKILTER

SIEN KOMENTLY :    Well then,  Mr  Hunt,  ? what do you have to say for yourself about all of this educational hoohaa! 
SIR MIKEL GOAT :   Well, first of all, Mr. Komently,  I'm Sir mikel goat  !NOT  jeremyHunt  . ..
SIEN :                 Yes, we know.                 :
GOAT :                      .  .  tho' you called me  Hunt     !  quite clealry
SIEN :                       Well ! something approximating that   for sure   . ..    but we'd like to know more
                         about this new initiative ..      ? OffKilter
GOAT :                    Yes.    It was originally going to be called  OFFKILT   of course   but then we thought .. 
                         ! Hmm ! that might just encourage skittish-skottishtype teachers to get their kit off
                         in front of kids  and  we can't be dealin' with that !    butt  anyhoo   at the end of the day
                         ( our thinking goes)   .   .   ? why stik to just fukkin' up skottish skools ..  !  
                         Actually,  it's called   (Slightly)Off-Kilter  to give it  its full title
SIEN :                 Yes.  .  ..  And would ?we be right in thinking that the name gives the game away  .  .
                         that is   ..
GOAT :               Well  of course.   As the name suggest,  this will be a way of shutting-up-and-shunting-out
                         any teacher who is found to be     slightly off-kilter        !     There'll be no more nannying
                         fannying teachers   that's for sure
SIEN :                !hMMM ..  the cynic mite say this is naked electioneering  .!?. a way of getting ahead in the polls
GOAT :             Well, firstly    let !me say this:  And secondly  its fair to say that this latest initiative has the 
                         full support of ALL schoolHeads  and  their lackeys  ! . ..    and  as for the poles .!. well to be
                         perfectly frank  we'll have all of them shipped home as soon as the State's-Slow-Stealth-
                         Toward-fascism   is  realised.    ...  .  hmm   .   ..  
SIEN :                Oh   I see.      Well  thank u, sirMikel,   thank you very much indeed.
GOAT :              Your  most  welcome.      Yesyouare         .

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