Thursday 19/1/12        THE HOLEY AND TOOTHY SKUNK

                         Frog croaks!
Pastor Henry Frog, self-styled leader of  TheChurchoftheNatterjackToad, 
has reportedly died in a freak canoeing incident in the Forest of Dean.
This comes after apparent difficulties in Pastor Frog's personal life, added to problems within His church, which had split effectively  into two warring factions: 
Those loyal to the Pastor sticking with  Co(the)NT;   
those inimical to him forging a new movement  !Cu(the)NT  (!ChurchuptheNatterjackToad.)
TheNatterjackBoogle,  the clarion call o' Henry Frog,  was at the heart of this power heist.  
The gossip-mingering and rumour-paddling flooding through the Church had bamboozled  
The Boogle  to such a canoodle that ensue the inexorable, and the issue, befuddled-befiddled,
be folded, before a freelunch be called and a relaunch be borne in the rivalrous forms of  
TheNatterNatterjackBoogle  and  TheNatanataUgotmorNataThanispropaBoogle .


The freak involved in the canoeing incident has yet to be identified.


                           Oli Semen-Kynt