THE HOLE TOOTH
  
   Dicky Kammerleg
                  bit off more than He/he could chew
                               snaps Aussie PM


PM Kammerleg's state visit to Oz was not just a frightful mess
 but a reel mistake too,  Australian leader Julia Gallard has said.
he hadn't a clue what it was . . and He thought it was a hammerhead!
We all know our famous hybrid shark's a blacktip, as you've simply read.
!Krikes, first the Floods tip us over the edge, then the bleedin' Kammerleg !!

    report by Mo Nik (nee Slyt)





      enter Sikment Loyne      
               in his hand,  
                      a rolled-up copy of TheHoleTooth
Loyne:  Have you heard, Kim?  They've found  TheSkunk's owner
Slontynee: ? Where
Loyne:  In TheHoleTooth's cellar .. 
                                              pause ..  there's more .. pause  . .they say he's now running TheTooth
                                Slontynee:     . .So  ..  ?he's alive
                                Loyne:        They're not sure.