SEYMENT'S SUMMARY  of Nostlikeymen's predictions of events so far    in so far as they relate to Koo and the rest of us     17.1.12
1.  Doc tells Koo he has a year to live.
2.  Koo's condition not obviously mental or physical but symptomised by poetic form and liberal content.
2.  Poets' Korner  (Milton Keynes) sends well wishes 2 Koo.
3.  Koo understands his death coincides with  TheEndOfTheWorld  as predicted by The Mayans and 
     Pastor Henry Frog (more or less.)
4.  Power of Eddie Stobart revealed, giving both The Press and The Bankers a run for their money.
5.  Pastor Frog known to be suffering from  PriestTraumaticStressSinDrome;  Eddie Stobart implicated.
6.  BBC eat humble pie over  TheBigSink  farrago (Plummer/Winslett)
7.  TheHoleTooth  and  TheDailySkunk  battle for Press supremacy.
8.  Koo discovers that he and an unnamed celebrity-chef share a certain poetic symmetry.
9.  Coalition leaders Dicky Kammerleg troubled by 'hybrid shark' story in Australia.  
10. The Press becomes just one newspaper from now on:  onaDailybasisTheHoley&ToothySkunk
11. Koo and Doc compile notes on each other.
12. Koo encounters Jean Hackman at her book-signing.   K's repressed pigeon memories unlocked.
13. Day of !Yikes  passes without major casualties.
14. !Yikes asks Nostlikeymen to shed some light on events so far  (in so far as etctetc. ... )
15. Lt. Monkiesyne gathers the troops - !again;  here are all of Koo's "friends",  notable for having the same letters        
       in their names,  just not in the same order.     They wonder whether N's prophecies can be unravelled.
16. Musical diversion provided by the  Chav 'N Daze  tribute act  MyStolenNike  . . . and Kolee?Ynnit(Ms)' dancing.
17. Koo insists that not all of his mates are 'letter driven' and finds other friends to prove his point, eg:
      The Doc; Pastor Henry Frog; Jean Hackman; Dicky Kammerleg; Chris Plummer; Meryl Streep; 
      an unnamed celebrity chef ;   * General Clutterfat
18. Point not proven.
19. Koo and Doc go awol after   Doc Stole My Brain  headline in  Holey&ToothySkunk.
20. Chris Plummer in hot water  -  !again
21. Kolin Seyment entrusted with summary of  N's predictions.
22. Secret meeting of Pastor Frog and Sikment Loyne,  who is revealed as owner of  TheSkunk.
                              WOOPS . !! .  SORRY     Nostlikeymen ahead of the game -  !again


* General Clutterfat is an expert on political extremism,
   and author of    The War on Tiramisu : Why skinny people plant bombes!