oh halo! mr loyne .. its! kolee  .. kolee ?ynnit (ms) ere    !! ..  got the bleedin ansaphone again  but 'ere goes  . .  blimee sounds a bit crakly this new blackbery of yours  innit!? ..    ive give that matter a longsome thought and sorry but i just cant ..    can't for the life of me remember that story by ali g  your bangin on about  UNLESS its that one where this irish fella sings so shit that everyone in the ships lounge fleas as far away as posible which is only the other end of the boat in all truth.   luckily just at that moment the lounge hits an argintinian iseberg and the boat stays afloat cos everybodys at the other end balansin it where their rescued by an american fishing boat
that must be the one innit !