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the task is to see through the hag that supply the story of Hackman
So Ise, Sno, Kelostemy Nin, Molte 'n Skiney just happen to have the habit of being in the rite place at the rite time. In LA with the severed head (case still open) . . . then in the Forest of Dean with Frog freak flume french jalopy fatal floor/flaw (case still open) .. and now in the presence of Hackman/Hexman (case still open.) But what is the case in relation to Hackman ?
Well, let's put this as simply as tights will allow :
Jean Hackman has an alias, Joan Hexman, also authoress; who, on account of her (Hexman) 'capacity' to turn all fergusons into frogs, has come under the careful gaze of our five carp-eyed clever dicks who believe they now have enough to link Hexman/Hackman - let's call her H - to the above unsolved cases (and any more to boot.)
So the sleuths have H surely in their sites, but ?why Here's the reason: From Hollywood to Hand-knitted sweaters! (Hackman) lists patterns for jumpers with no head holes. Ideal for Henry Frog. Ideal for headless corpses (we must assume there is a headless corpse somewhere that's missing the severed head found in Hollywood!)
Thus the cops pop up at H's next book signing. Or rather her boo! signing, which is a book signing for the
faint-hearted. This is to promote H's new self-!HELP study Pamper! the ghost within you (Hexman.) Using the premises of Hair to a fortune-teller, which is H's sideline salon, a free facial is offered with every book purchase.
(she is) .. Washing the detectives . . . (Elvis Costello & The Attractions) plays over the loudspeakers.
.... she's filing her nails while they're drugging the lake . . .
I just been thinkin . . Sno remarks to Ise . . about them crack frogmen back in the Forest ...
.. . if their divin for crack, how much d'ya reckon they found?
SK
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the task is to see through the fog that surround the story of the Frog
A team of detectives had been pulled together to investigate the mystery concerning our Pastor.
Ise, Sno, Kelostemy Nin, Molte 'n Skiney were all headhunted from the recent case of the severed head discovered under the Hollywood sign in LA . The team was ably abetted by crack frog-divers who sifted the water flumes of The Forest of Dean for the Pastor's body, for evidence of the freak, for clues as to the canoe(s).
And yet to pursue so blindly The Skunk's story smacked of false allegiance, surely?
And that falsity could now be confirmed by Frog's work - Untitled - found lying in the 2CV tyre grooves embedded in the Forest's floor. How could those words be anything other than a cry of suicide in a french jalopy ..!?
Well, the dicks pulled together and found a fatal flaw in that supposed death note:
How could the Pastor have possibly. .sucked on the (petrol) fumes (L7 ) when the . . 2CV ..(had).. run out of fuel (L5)?!
No, the cops were in cahoots on this one. Where one read fumes (L7) one should now read FLUMES !!
It was a typo, surmised the sleuths, maybe even a deliberate one.
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