!HolySkunkeTV pilot their OldeTymeMusikHallShow: TheGoodeOldeBoyes
Sketche One - Tailes acrosse The Ponde:
Menkl Noseyit and Toni Yesmenkl corresponde
Dear M Please can we keepe our chat to seventeen syllables exacte? (laughter)
Dear T ?Seventeen SillyBulls (laughter) Are we talkin hear mad cow disease? (laughter)
Dear M MadCow found her voice ?again (laughter) Damn! Belgrano and MerylStreep (laughter)
Dear T Heh, any sine of those WMD ? (laughter) My garden neades ..
Dear M ...WeaponsofMossDestruction !? (laughter) !Hmmm I'm in trouble. Can? you help
Dear T Just helped one of yours hop The Ponde . .Pastor Frog (laughter) ?? Wazzup old friend
Dear M The Skunk 's misquoted me on somethinge I sayd about teachers (laughter)
Dear T We dont like our skunkes to mix with teechers! (laughter) What you been? and done
Dear M Well I sayd .. teachers should be up to the job (laughter) I did NOT saye . . . .
Dear T .. ON THE JOBBE ?! (laughter) Ha ! Ha Your lucky you dont have a right winge press
Dear M !Well, I guess ! (laughter) But Ofstede have got a bit prickley about it (laughter)
It's really not the same over here anymore, not since Woodheade went (laughter)
Then you'd be guaranteed extra markes for teacher/student liaisons (laughter)
but now they can't be either satisfyinge (laughter) or satisfactorye . . . . (laughter)
Perhapes you could get me an elected position in Florida? (laughter)
Dear T Yah !Ill get Jed on it too (laughter) ..oh ..and er ..checke yer word counte (laughter) !! (17)
Dear M Ta, !Saucey I'll ensure I cunte, Count!! But beware! gravy images of ye Undeade and yon spellinges too (17)
(prolongede laughtere)
PASTOR HENRY FROG
! HOLYSKUNKE
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