lame loon Loyne linger long,  laze longer


Sikment Loyne is questioned by Kelostemy Nin and 4 more carp-eyed clever dicks : Day 1


LOYNE :  . .. So you're asking me where I was at the time of Pastor Frog's death  . . disappearance ? . . 
Well I'd taken Kolee (?Ynnit (ms.))  to see the new musical by  The Webbing Twins :   Truly Maggie ! Deeply  
You can read my review ....
NIN / ALL:  You're a lame loon, Loyne !  Ya know we could throw the duck at yer.  We haven't released any details regardin the time of the Frognog, so how? could you possibly know
LOYNE :   . You're right  . . .I couldn't know that  .. but I could know that you dont know squid!    You haven't found Frog, the freak,  the canoe,  the 2CV.  So what if all those things never existed to begin with, but were just   ink-fuelled conceit?    
NIN: Where would we be now if we gave up lookin for stuff that wasn't ever there in the first place?
ALL : Clearly with fewer oil reserves,  less capital wealth,  not so many corrupt 
redevelopment programmes,  that kinda thing ...    ( silence                             furtive glances )    
LOYNE : .. Or what if Frog,  the freak,  the 2CV were canoodled by a cartwheeling canoe -  you know the French and the Law of Traction -  then whisked away to an alien world rife with goons and  flumes 
or trains of thought gone awry
ALL  :  You're a sick shit !, Sikment    ( an insect buzzes close by   ..  a phone buzzes too  . .
                                                      ..    a cop answers the insect   . .      the phone continues to buzz  ..)